[ Shipped Nov 2, 2026 ] Idea #90
RAM Guilt Meter
Is your browser tab stealing Altman's DRAM? Confess how many tabs you have open and find out how much memory you're hoarding from the data centers, how many tokens of context it could have held, and how guilty you should feel about it. Then share your guilt card, or donate your RAM.
The pitch
A joke dashboard that reads performance.memory and device memory in your browser and tells you how many "data center tokens" your open tabs wasted. It adds sarcastic verdicts and a shareable guilt card. It could include a "donate your RAM" button that closes tabs.
Why now
Sam Altman's comment that home PCs waste scarce DRAM is a hot take on Bluesky with 2k+ posts. It's easy to riff on with a quick, shareable gag.
Sparked by
The factory pitched this as “RAM Guilt Meter: Is Your Browser Tab Stealing Altman's DRAM?.” Devin built and shipped it from that spec.